I guess that post title needs some explanation. But I think we have to go WAY back to the beginning…
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I’ve had the fascination with fountains, or “water features” if you want to get all modern. It started back in Italy. I must have spent 2 or 3 hours looking websites trying to find something that was within my price range. I didn’t want to spend too much or make something too big, just in case I got bored with it.
I finally found a ginormous planter this summer that must hold about 50 gallons. I immediately went and spent way too much money at Van Atta’s (my favorite nursery) on water plants. This is what it looked like after I got all of the water in and the solar fountain working.

That was almost exactly one month ago. This is what it looks like now:
The pickerel weed (the stuff in the back) hasn’t changed that much but everything else has just exploded. I have lily pads and it is even blooming now! It was really easy to put together. All you need is a big container, a water conditioner (if you want to add fish), an aerator (I got mine from Ebay for $40, including shipping) and plants. I used bricks to make different heights in the container. I was careful when I was choosing my plants to make sure that I had things that would work at the right heights. While I really loved the irises, They need a pretty shallow depth and dirt. I didn’t want to muck up my fountain too much.
One water feature wasn’t enough for me though. I bought this amazing plant (which I later found out was a papyrus plant – I’m making paper next) but it didn’t work in the water feature. So I made a bog:

Pretty cool huh!! I love the curly grass:
It’s a perennial, so I might even get it next year! I need some moss to go on top of it but I love it already. It draws wildlife to the backyard like nothing else. There was a garter snake the second day that I had it in. The water feature has birds that come and take baths too. No frogs yet, and we’re going to try to keep it that way.
We did have a little bit of trauma with the water feature in the beginning. Too much light = lots of alga. Alga is yucky. Goldfish, while they eat mosquitos, don’t eat alga. So I added an enzymatic cleaner to help keep the alga down, but promptly killed the goldfish. I later read the instructions and realized that you add 1 ounce per 250 gallons of water. I think I added about 4 oz. I only paid $0.57 for all three goldfish, but it was still traumatic for me. I tried to go without fish, but that didn’t last long. The mosquitos are really bad here. I looked in one day the sides were covered with little wigglers.
I had to face reality. I would need some sort of biological control to make sure that the cats weren’t drained dry the next time I let them out. I decided to go with guppies. That’s what the bag is in the second picture. I didn’t do much research before buying them. All I knew is that come winter, I wouldn’t mind keeping guppies in an aquarium. It was only after adding them to the pond, I wondered “Will they actually eat the mosquito larvae?”

Two of the five guppies. The blue one is definitely a male.
The internets is a wonderful thing.
Yes, the guppies do eat mosquito larvae. In fact, some asian countries have them wild in the ditches in the wild. So I added guppies.
I understand the facts of nature. Really. But I also thought that only the male guppies had big fancy tails.
Apparently not.
I HAVE BABY GUPPIES!! There are seven of them this afternoon. The babies need plants to hide in so the big ones don’t eat them. I have plants! I know that birds use the water for drinking, so there is a chance the birds could get them too.
Now I’m worried about making sure everyone is getting enough to eat. And inbreeding.
Anybody want some guppies?