But as you can tell from me writing this post, I survived. Barely each time, but I survived.
First, I almost got eaten by an alligator. Really.
We were in the Everglades, for this Marine Biology course (don’t ask me, I just drive the van). One of the students and I were sitting by a marshy area, waiting for an alligator to eat a bird.

That little tricolor heron came within three feet of the alligator about a zillion times. He would get all freaky and dance away, but we were convinced that the next time nature would take its course. After about twenty minutes and no meal, we decided to head back to the group.
On the way back, there was a little alligator sunning itself beside the walkway. Several Japanese tourists were offering themselves to the alligator gods, but I guess they were unacceptable sacrifices.

We decided to walk on by and when I got in front of him, I turned to look.
I must have been a more acceptable offering because the damn thing opened its eyes and got up and started walking towards me.
A million things went through my head, rather quickly. First, I turned to look and there was no place to run in zig zags. (Alligators can’t corner.) Second, there wasn’t any place high enough for me to get on so he couldn’t eat me. Third, I was thinking that humans aren’t really that high on the food chain, are they? There was no emotion, nothing in those black eyes.
Thankfully, he just kept walking forward.

Past everyone and down into the water.
It was a SCARY moment.
We saw some other, cool, non-life-threatening things out there, including:

Turtles. We thought this one was funny because he was coasting on his belly.

Colorful birds. I can’t remember for the life of me what this is.

Endangered, hiding birds. (It’s the head of an American Bittern. A prize to the first person that finds his head!) I had to ask a photographer what he was staring at to find him.
There were tons of birders out there today. Lots of big, impressive cameras.

They seemed to love the back vultures. I thought they were pretty ugly.
I’m pretty happy with my new camera (Nikon D60), but I don’t like the auto mode. The aperture is a little too small in the auto mode. I like a little more depth of field in my photos. I’m getting better at using the aperture mode, but it still takes longer than it should to take the photos.
The second time I almost died was in the van on the way back to camp. I let the students DJ and they made me listen to Brittany Spears. I had them change the music in the nick of time, but it was close.
Whew.





