Just a person with a passion for chemistry and wine, but mostly just wine.

I’m superficial but have a deep seated desire to be profound. When I start to look deep, I usually get distracted by the shiny things near by. Either that or the dishes that need to be done.

I’m glad you have kids because someone will need to take care of me in about 50 years. My kids all have four legs and hack up fur balls. I keep trying to come up with a scheme where that will make money, but no luck yet.

I hate to travel and don’t like talking to new people. But every year, I come **this close** to flying enough miles to get superstar status on the airlines. I also drive one hour each way to work. Twice a year, I get about 80 new people in my life and have to find a way to communicate with them about things that they really don’t care about but that I find infinitely fascinating. For them, it’s like being stuck on a boat ride that you can’t escape with a blind date that likes to talk.

I like to write. But I don’t really want anyone to read what I have to say. What if you don’t like it? I can’t take the rejection.

I like to take photos. Especially of things that I find funny. You might scratch your head, but they make me chuckle inside.